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Post by shark on Jan 10, 2010 18:41:42 GMT -7
Alrighty everyone! Here is a fun, little roleplay. All of our collective OC's [original characters for those who lack the knowledge] are forced to work together with these random scenes that can change anytime. Randomness will fly, weird things may happen, and hilarity will ensue. And we're OFF!
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Post by shark on Jan 10, 2010 18:42:37 GMT -7
AND OUR FIRST SCENE WILL BE: [Dun-duh-duh-DUUUUN!] FAIRY-TALE!
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Post by shark on Jan 10, 2010 19:01:58 GMT -7
NARRATOR: Once, in a castle, there lived a lonely prince. This lonely prince was different from all of the other lonely princes in the land, because when he was younger, he had a curse placed upon him. What was his curse, you ask? Well.... Nash: I rhyme... all the time.NARRATOR: Yes, he could only speak in rhyme. Nash: It's not fun... under the sun.NARRATOR: If only there were someone who would sincerely tell him that he was awesome and give him a large, jumbo-dumbo-lovey-dovey super hug, then his spell would be broken. His sister couldn't do it... Abril: ... It's impossible to sincerely say he's awesome...NARRATOR: And so his hunt for the nice person continues. But, from a neighboring kingdom..... [TAKE IT AWAY, IMP! ]
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Post by Imp on Jan 10, 2010 19:21:32 GMT -7
SERENITY: I don't wanna! NARRATOR2: Come on. You've gotta. You're not gonna get out of it. SERENITY: no. NARRATOR2: Yes. Now get out here. SERENITY: *steps into view wearing a bright pink and purple, fluffy dress* You'll pay for this, Imp. NARRATOR2: *smiles* Good. Now, in the neighboring kingdom, there was a potential solution to Nash's problem. The princess was a kind-hearted girl with a mild temper. SERENITY: NO WAY!! There is no WAY I'm gonna give him a 'lovey-dovey' huggle!! It's NOT Happening!! not NOW, not EVER!! NARRATOR2: remember, Serenity. The library incident? SERENITY: *panicking* I'LL COMPLY FOR NOW!! Just, don't bring that up again! NARRATOR2: Good OC. Now, This girl's father, the king, needed to marry the princess off to a prince as to avoid bankruptcy (as the whole nation was facing an economic slump, and the foolish king had invested most of his fortune in trading cards). SERENITY: I will strike you where you stand. KAYIA: *sitting on Serenity's shoulder* Oh, it's not all bad. I mean, at least YOU'RE not a lady in waiting. SERENITY: Well, it LOOKS like I'M Gonna have to be married off to the lamest dunce in the nation with no power to defend myself! STUPID TRADING CARDS!!
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Post by shark on Jan 10, 2010 19:47:27 GMT -7
Abril: ...Oh, and by the way Nash, you're getting married.
Nash: Married?? I'd rather be buried!
Abril: Well, too bad, I've penciled you in for 4 o'clock next week.
Nash: But why? Tell me or I'll cry!
Abril: ... here's a tissue then. *hands him a tissue and walks off*
Nash: Oh, sigh. I'd rather die! They say I must get hitched, but I'll bet the princess is a big, fat-
**POOOF!**
*Orange appears in a set of tiny fairy wings, a crown and a wand*
Nash: *gasp* My Fairy-God-Orange! ... something, something, word that rhymes with orange!
Orange: ... ... ...
Nash: Listen to me, I'm in trouble you see! I'll soon get a wife and there goes my life!
Orange: ... ... ...
Nash: Perhaps if I wear a clever disguise, I will fool everyone's single set of eyes!
Orange: ... ... ...
Nash: No, it is true, Abril's no kind of fool. And she'll easily see, that's it's just plain, ol' me!
Orange: ... ... ...
Nash: How wise you are, my divine-guardian-fruit! I will face my fears in a hot, brave pursuit! I will be a man and they'll truly see.... that....... oh man, I can't do this, can you please hold me! *cowers behind Orange*
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Post by Imp on Jan 10, 2010 20:10:17 GMT -7
KAYIA: *knocks on bureau door* are you done? *silence* UAE: S-Serenit-ty? Come out, p-please! KAYIA: *shocked* YOU SPEAK? UAE: *nods* KAYIA: wow...I always thought you were completely silent. *shrugs* SERENITY: *from bureau; sarcastically* I'm so glad you're focusing on MY problems, now. You know, me having to get MARRIED and all... KAYIA: Oh, milady *snorts* it's not all that bad. You'll probably get a new wardrobe...one that you have control over. Us? Your stupid ladies in waiting? We're stuck in these AWFUL yellow dresses until the end of the story! *shudders* UAE: I-I like them. *smiles* KAYIA: *rolls eyes* yeah, whatever. Now, milady *snort* just come out. We need to finish hemming the dress. It's not pink, so what are you worried about? Oh, and careful not to step on us this time! SERENITY: *steps out of bureau, clad in a horrible, sloppy white 'gown', that looks as if a factory of bows and lace exploded on it* UAE: *starts giggling uncontrollably* KAYIA: *puts hand on chin, thoughfully* Not half bad for our first attempt at sewing. Actually, I think it looks awesome! SERENITY: FIRST ATTEMPT?!?!? RAISHTIN: *acting as footman#1* Your coach is ready, mila-- *sees dress; dies laughing* What are you wearing?! TORY: *steps in behind Raishtin, acting as footman#2* It's time to depart for--*sees dress too* HOLY FLYING MONKEYS, Who pushed my doll collection into bleach and tied it to you?!? KAYIA: *glaring at them, hurt by comments on dress* Oh, gimme the dress. UAE 'n' me can finish it on the way. YOU! *points at Serenity* Get back in your pink one! SERENITY: Okay, okay, Ms. Bossy. Jeez, who's supposed to be the princess here?
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Post by shark on Jan 10, 2010 20:24:07 GMT -7
Abril: *coming back into the room, carrying tuxedo* Nash? You're soon-to-be-wife will be here soon so you better...*sees her large, big brother hiding behind a cross-dressing Orange* ... What are you doing with that orange?
Nash: He's my Fairy-God-Orange. Blahddida, yadda yadda....ORANGE!
Abril: *rolls eyes* Oh, yes. Princess Serenity is so LUCKY to have a husband so BRAVE and COURAGEOUS! Here, put this on *throws tuxedo at him* as the sarcastic-venom SLOWLY seeps into your mind! *leaves*
Nash: *eyeing the tuxedo on the floor* ... Crap. I missed my nap.
Orange: ... ... ...
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Post by Imp on Jan 10, 2010 20:53:11 GMT -7
NARRATOR2: and so, Princess Serenity, her ladies in waiting, and her Royal Adviser set off in their carriage (on in a long parade of carriages going to the wedding). As they drove, UAE and Kayia fixed the wedding dress, while Royal Adviser Kismet told Princess Serenity all she knew about her soon-to-be-husband. SERENITY: *to Kismet* You're saying this guy can only speak in RHYMES!? KISMET: pretty much. SERENITY: *smacks head on carriage window repeatedly* KAYIA: Hey, Hey, Hey! Stop moving! I'm trying to get this lace to stay on the dress! Besides, you almost crushed UAE! UAE: *stumbles out from behind Serenity's head, dizzy from being smashed against wall; she is barely being held up by the needle she is holding, which is threaded thru Serenity's collar* SERENITY: *steadies the stitchpunk* Oh, sorry, UAE! Forgot you were there UAE: *Shakes head to clear it; gives Serenity thumbs up* SERENITY: *back to Kismet* So, what, this prince guy...Nash? He's a poet, or is this some silly curse? KISMET: *shrugs* Dunno. But I DO know he hates trading cards... ALL: *rolls their eyes* SERENITY: don't we all. RAISHTIN: *yelling* EXITING THE IMP-OSSIBLE KINGDOM! TORY: *also shouting* ENTERING THE KINGDOM OF THE SHARK! (xD dunno names, sorry) RAISHTIN: *still yelling* WE SHALL ARRIVE AT THE CASTLE IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES, IF THAT SIGN WE PASSED IS AT ALL RIGHT! TORY: *still shouting* WHICH IT'S PROBABLY NOT, SEEING AS NO SIGN WAS EVER HELPFUL IN A FAIRY TALE TOLD BY SHARK AND IMP!! NARRATOR2: The two footmen were then comically struck by lightning, courtesy of Creator Imp SERENITY: *hears lightning strike* I wonder what that was... NARRATOR2: Kismet, Kayia, and UAE shrugged, not wanting to also incur the wrath of the Imp. KAYIA: *cutting the thread* Well, I think that just about does it for this dress. *to Kismet* What do you think? KISMET: ... ... ... *tries to think of something positive* well... KAYIA and SERENITY: Wellll.....? KISMET: well, it's definitely better than it was before... KAYIA: aaand....? KISMET: and, it looks suitable for a wedding dress. KAYIA: aaand....? KISMET: and, I'm glad you made it. KAYIA: aaand....? KISMET: *flicks Kayia in the head* Don't push your luck, punky. I already complimented it. SERENITY: Oh, just ignore her feelings and tell me what you really think!!! KAYIA: HEY!!! KISMET: *looks sympathetically at Serenity* Be glad it's a small wedding. SERENITY: *buries face in hands*
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Post by shark on Jan 11, 2010 16:29:54 GMT -7
NARRATOR: After a few minutes of struggling and squirming, he finally squeezed himself into the tuxedo that was barely a size too small for him. That's when a few of his trusted advisors and minstrels decided to pester him.
Chester: Hey! Check it out, you's guys! Nash 'ere is gettin' hitched! Well, it sure was good ta' know's ya', kid! Look a' 'im, shakin' and bakin' like a corn flake-n'!
Other Minstrels: *assorted laugher*
Nash: Oh, Chester the jester, why do you pester? ...... me.
Chester: Eh.. don' take it to hart, kid. Actually, we was just wonderin' somethin's. Since yous was gettin' hooked up, we was wonderin' whats gonna happen to all us imaginary friends- Ah, I mean, MINSTRELS, afta' the ceremonies and such?
Other Minstrels: *assorted 'yeah's*
Nash: I find no reason to despair, for you'll still be under good care. You'll be with Friar Eric... the barbaric.
Eric: BARBARIC MY LEFT PATOOKUS! *walks in with a Friar outfit on and his walking stick* Eh.. I'm tired of takin' care of these hooligans! What in blue-blazes makes you think I'm gonna stay around until the day I die and play NURSEMAID to a bunch of crazed figments of your flippin' imagination! All they DO is tear up the place and complain! AND THEY EAT ALL OF MY BISCUITS AND JAM!!
Nash: Well, don't look at me! I'M the victim, can't you see? Abril the one that started this! SHE'S the one that you should diss!
Chester: GAH! I should-a known SHE was behind all this! That's the thing with goirls! They slave ya', work ya', and they give ya' nothin'! And it'll be WORSE for us guys! We'll hafta do every single thing ta' please your PRETTY PRINCESS! We'll nevah sleep for ta' rest of our lives!
Eric: And no sleep for them, means no sleep for ME! It'll be DOUBLE work for me because of your new honey!!
Chester: *scoffs* Marriages! What good do THEY do? There's nevah a need for 'em!
Abril: *walks in, heard the entire conversation* On the contrary, the new princess's maids and ladies in waiting will do the hard labor. That's how it's been done for centuries. You won't have to work a day in your life once he's married.
Chester: ... like I was sayin'. Perfect day for a weddin'!
Eric: ... eh, quite!
Chester: Well, what ar' ya' standin' around fer, Nash-y boy! Fix you-self up! Pull you-self together! Look at ya', you's a WRECK!
Eric: *rushes to Nash, starts fiddling with the tuxedo* Straighten your tie!
Chester: *punches Nash's gut* Stand up straight! Be a MAN!
Eric: We're gonna make this princess be absolutely in LOVE with you!
Chester: Absotively-posilutley in love wit's ya!
Nash: In love? From above?
Chester/Eric: ... ... ...
Chester: An' above all else, kid...
Eric: ... To win this girl over....
Both: Keep your gob SHUT.
Abril: ... Truer words could not have been spoken!
Orange: ... ... ...
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Post by Imp on Jan 11, 2010 17:29:55 GMT -7
KISMET: *to the stitchies-in-waiting* So, this will be a big adjustment for you two. What with all the new duties you'll be taking on. KAYIA: wait, WHAT new duties? KISMET: Well, just your regular ones as usual, but also cooking and more sewing, and a few other things. Oh, and you'll be taking care of her husband, of course KAYIA: wait, WHAT?!?! *outraged* UAE: *widens eyes in horror* KISMET: don't act so surprised! It was in your contract... KAYIA/UAE: *stare wide eyed at Kismet, mouths open* SERENITY: Uh, Kiz? That's kinda cruel, isn't it? I mean, they're TINY, and can barely keep up with me as it is... KISMET: oh, they won't be going it alone EVERYONE ELSE: *sigh of relief* KAYIA: the rest of the castle's staff will help? KISMET: Oh, heavens no. You'll be getting 2 new ladies maids. KAYIA/SERENITY: WHAT? SERENITY: that hardly seems any better... KAYIA: you're telling me! Are they at LEAST full-sized humans? KISMET: *raises eyebrow* no, what makes you think that? They're stitchpunks like you. KAYAI: You're KIDDING me!!! UAE: *eyes go, if possible, wider; mouth drops open again* RAISHTIN: *recovered from lightning; yelling* WEEEE'RE HEEEERRRREEE!!! TORY: *also recovered and yelling* WOOOO!! THE CASTLE'S PRETTY! NARRATOR2: And the carriages had, indeed, arrived at the castle. The footmen help Royal Adviser Kismet and Princess Serenity from the carriage, leaving the Stitchies-In-Waiting in the carriage. KAYIA: *to UAE* we gotta stop this wedding. UAE: *raises eyebrows, confused* ... KAYIA: if she gets married to this Nash character, they'll be set for life while we'll be forced to slave away until we rust! UAE: *tilts head to the side, but nods* ...h-how? KAYIA: *thinks* uh......SOMEhow! THAT"S how!
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Post by shark on Jan 11, 2010 17:54:22 GMT -7
Orange: ... ... ...
Chester: What's that? ... *GASP* THEY'RE HERE!
Abril: Well, open the door...
*Minstrels run and open large doors*
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Post by Imp on Jan 11, 2010 18:14:22 GMT -7
KISMET: alrighty, then. Come on, Serenity. Look, they're opening the doors for us. *starts walking towards doors* SERENITY: *not moving* can I wait here? KISMET: *folds arms; raises eyebrow* No. now move your butt. SERENITY: *seems to lose every bone above her pelvis, slumping and whines* but I dun waaaaannaaaa!! *slumps forward* KISMET: oh, buck up and stop acting OOC. SERENITY: who's acting OOC? Look at you being all rhymes-with-witchy over there! KISMET: shut up. They're waiting. SERENITY: *muttering, but walking to door* power-crazed prat KISMET: what was that? SERENITY: Shower-Raised rat. I said shower-raised rat. You know, the rats that are brought up taking showers? One just ran that way...*points towards bushes* RAISHTIN/TORY: WHERE!?!? We've always wanted one of those!! *run off in direction Serenity was pointing* Kismet: *slaps forehead* Alrighty, then... KAYIA: HEY, KISMET! What are we supposed to do? KISMET: oh, you guys? um, get out of the carriage and stand with the other servants over there. *points to area by other carriages where various other help were standing* I'll introduce you to your new partners soon. KAYIA: *raises eyebrow; sarcastically* thanks a lot. Glad to know we're needed. C'mon, UAE.*jumps out of carraige and walks where told* UAE:*nods and follows*
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Post by shark on Jan 11, 2010 18:27:49 GMT -7
Chester: Alrighty, kiddo! C'mon! She's comin' in!
Nash: *seems to instantly turn rubbery* But, but, but... what, what, what!
Eric: What did we tell you? No talking! Women prefer men that SHUT UP!
Nash: You know, for a holy man, you sure are a pain in the can!
Chester: Yeah, yeah, now zip it and charm her! *shoves him down the stairs*
Nash: *tumbles down the stairs like a doofus and lands with a THUMP in front of everyone entering the main hall*
Chester/Eric: *facepalm*
Nash: *sees the princess and stutters [like Freakazoid's crazy voice] * Ah! St-st-STAIRS.. chairs, ..uh teddy-bears! Tumble, bumble... pri-Princess lovely, WOVELY! Me fall down, go boom, now I'm in da' rooom! ...castle, marries....ME.........see?
Everyone else: *global FACEPALM*
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Post by Imp on Jan 11, 2010 18:38:42 GMT -7
SERENITY: *tries to be dignified, but lets out a snort of laughter* KISMET: *glaring at Serenity, but speaking to the room at large* It's so lovely to be welcomed into your wonderful home. We're overjoyed to be here...
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Post by shark on Jan 11, 2010 19:10:07 GMT -7
Abril: *walks up to Kismet* Well, we wouldn't have blamed you if you didn't. He isn't much. *gesturing to her doofus of a brother*
Nash: *blushing widely; still staring at Serenity*
Eric: *shoves Abril out of the way, and places a hand on Kismet's shoulders* Don't listen to 'er... she's just Abril. Actually, this .... EXTRAORDINARY prince is battling a tough curse, and yet, he manages to rule a kingdom and keeping it in a somewhat mediocre state! That's hard work for a man in his condition!
Chester: Yes! An' not only is he a hard-workah, just look how ADORABLE he is! *runs to Nash and smashes his cheeks together* A boy face on a manly body! * lifts up his arm and flexes it for him* What more could you want??
Eric: *tries to fake a smile* Couldn't you just EAT him?
Abril: ... well, cannibalism isn't my thing, but I'll go get the large pot!
Eric: *stomps on her foot*
Abril: OOOoow!
Chester: And don't just take OUR word for it! Here's his... orange!
Orange: ... ... ...
Chester: *sigh* Words 'a poetry!
Eric/Chester: So, here's our beloved prince! You sure wouldn't want to pass up a deal like him!
Abril: *puts on a fake actress' smile and tele-marketer voice* But WAIT! There's more! If you hurry, you'll see two IDIOTS *resumes her angry face, stomps over to the two and is dragging both Chester and Eric by the scruff of their tights* get beaten up as they blabber foolish nonsense and make an already awkward situation even more agitating!
Eric/Chester: *grunt and scream in pain*
Abril: *still dragging them; stops at Kismet for a moment* And by-the-way, you should feel honored. This is one of our MILD days. *walks off, still dragging them*
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
Nash: ... ... anyone for tennis? Uh..... my middle name is Dennis... *nervous chuckle*
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Post by Imp on Jan 11, 2010 19:32:57 GMT -7
KISMET: I'll pass on the tennis, but the Princess has been known to play. So has her brother for that matter.... RHYTHM: *as if on cue walks in with his Advisor, Halcyon* HALCYON: *talking to Rhythm* ...and I guess this is where your sister will live...Oh, hi, Kismet, Serenity, Prince Nash. KISMET: You're late, Hal. HALCYON: nope. You're early. And, so are we, for that matter. RHYTHM: *to Serenity* hey, sis. SERENITY: *Sweetly to her brother* hey, Rhid! You like tennis, right? They were just offering to play. RHYTHM: *excited* ooh, really? I wanna play! SERENITY: *coldly to the prince* You wouldn't mind if he joined, would you? I mean, after we both change. I'm not playing in this...
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Post by shark on Jan 11, 2010 19:46:58 GMT -7
Nash: Oh. Oh yes! Yes! I-i-it would be qu-quite a mess! Wearing ALL that white... it would be quite a.... fright. *another nervous chuckle*
Minstrels: *facepalm*
Minstrel 1: Ya know? I've a feelin' I'll be hittin' my forehead for a LONG time.
Minstrel 2: I t'ink so too!
Nash: Hey! To make this match fair, I'll bring my sister over there. Sister, dear, come join our whirl! We're playing tennis; boys against girls!
Abril: ... fine. I must warn everyone though, I just had a really good... warm up! Heh heh!
*Both Chester and Eric are lying on the floor in the kitchen, groaning in pain and covered in bruises*
Abril: Alright everyone! We'll meet on the green in 20 minutes. The Princess Serenity and myself versus Prince Nash and... that toadstool over there! Until then, Princess, if you'll follow me. I'll show you to your room! *departs and gestures princess to follow*
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Post by Imp on Jan 11, 2010 20:04:12 GMT -7
-19 minutes later- RHYTHM: *alone on the green* ...toadstool? sheesh, I mean, I don't even look like a toadstool.....do I? *rushes to a nearby pond, looks at reflection; tries to flatten hair* GAH! SERENITY: *walking up to him; gives him wet willie* Hey, Rhyd. You know, if you're looking for a frog to kiss, you gotta remember: it's not all it's cracked up to be. RHYTHM: *jerks away from wet willie, clutches ear* Heyyy, ew ew ew! *tries to wipe spit away* I'm just...just...gah, that spoiled princess thing said I looked like a toadstool, and I was trying to convince myself it wasn't true. *blushes* SERENITY: *puts hand on Rhythm's shoulder* ah, don't worry about what she says. Looking like a toadstool isn't the end of the world. *gives him a sly grin* besides, I though you'd have found that out by now. RHYTHM: HEYYYY!!! *smacks sister* SERENITY: just kidding, just kidding.
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Post by shark on Jan 12, 2010 16:10:13 GMT -7
Nash: *blushes widely* I'm-a I'm so nervous right now... the princess is so PRETTY, holy cow! And I made such a fool of myself as I fell down the stairs, ... she's probably thinking I'm not worth a care. I rhyme all the time, everyone thinks I'm a freak, I've never had a friend that lasted more than a week. I doubt she would like it, being with me... oh, I'll bet she wishes just to be free. *looks at his feet tears in his eyes* I feel horrible, tricking her like this. I would be happy with an angel like her, but I can't give her bliss.
Abril: ... ... *sees her brother in a large slump, and her face shows a brief moment of sweetness and sincere concern* **but she quickly snaps out of it** Oh Nash, That's enough I'm sick of your complaining! I mean, you cry over everything.. when it's cold, hot or RAINING... and I think you should act like an independent MAN.. so stop sniffing and pick up your can! C'mon! Let's go..
Nash: *rises up with his tennis racket and follows her, a smile slowly coming back to him* Oh sister, dear, thanks for your care, I've always known sweetness was in there.
Abril: Oh please! You don't know anything!
Nash: You go on about and act like a grump, and granted sometimes you're a pain in the rump. But I know you're sweet, I know you're kind! Wanna know how I know.....?
Abril: ... *rolls eyes* Oh, tell me...
Nash: ... when you rhyme.
Abril: *stops abruptly in shock and blushes* ... I-I ... *tries to shake herself out of it and presses towards the tennis court* ... I'll kick your butt in tennis, Nash, so don't try to butter me up! *walks towards Serenity and Rhythm, not eyeing both because she's still embarrassed*
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Post by Imp on Jan 13, 2010 16:32:23 GMT -7
---MEANWHILE--- KISMET: *to Kayia and UAE* well, here are your new fellow ladies maids. BB and CDG. Say Hello. KAYIA/UAE: *wave half-heartedly* BB: Oh, hello there, my dears! *hugs Kayia* I'm so glad we'll be working together! *hugs UAE* KAYIA: ....yeah....*brushes arms where hugged* UAE: *freezes, shocked at being hugged* ...O.O... CDG: hi, Ewe, *waves at UAE* UAE: *sees CDG; smiles big and waves back* C-CeeDee! KAYIA: wait, you know each other? KISMET: indeed; you do? UAE: *still smiling* old friend. Best friend! KISMET: well, that worked out well, then. Well, work hard, be good, have fun! *starts dashing for door* EPSILON: *entering on a tea cart, pushed by a royal guard* Wait, Kismet. Where are you going so quickly? KISMET: Where am I going? to take a BREAK! I hear the castle has a wonderful spa... EPSILON: Are you now? What about your duties? KISMET: excuse me, duties? I just finished them. *points to stitchies-in-waiting* I just introduced them, and sent them about their duties. EPSILON: ah, but aren't you going to help them? KISMET: Excuse me? EPSILON: It's part of your duties to help with the ladies-in-waiting, Kismet. It's in your contract. RANDOM GUARD: *hands Kismet a copy of her contract* KISMET: *reads; slaps forehead* I KNEW I should have read the fine print!!! STITCHIES-IN-WAITING: *snicker and laugh at Kismet's plight* KISMET: *glares at stitchies-in-waiting* fine. EPSILON: Good, then. *tea cart and Epsilon wheeled out of room* KISMET: we've got to stop this wedding.
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